Um yeah, half my life, and no posts

Ok, so I haven't been on in like a month. I'm a baby, what do you expect?
Here's what you've missed. A couple of weeks ago, Mama and Daddy were making me have that crap they call belly time. I hate it, it is aweful. So, I showed them. I rolled back over onto my back. I win. Now they think its a game. They put me on my belly, and I roll over. Woop-de-doo, but they sure love it!
Also, we were in Albertson's and Daddy kept ducking out of sight, and then jumping up and taking me by surprise. So, I giggled for them the first time. They sure were excited that they both got to be around for both of these two firsts. Daddy's been really worried I'd only do stuff for the first time when he's at work. So far so good...
I spent a week in Huntington at Grandma and Grandpa's house with Mama. Daddy had a job interview, but then came home to work. Then he drove halfway and picked me and Mama up. I drive really well, can make the whole trip to Huntington asleep. Hooray, take me on vacation!
Daddy said that his interview wasn't the worst he'd ever had; however, he really doesn't think he'll get the job. He says he wouldn't hire himself either. One day he'll just come to terms with the fact that his degree is useless and 12 years in Retail is his only chance. Too bad we live in Cedar where there is really no chance for advancement in ANY company that you work for.......
Mama would like to move to Huntington (having more family around would be really nice, so maybe Daddy will go get a job at the coal mines ....NOT!
Anyway, other than that, Mama has gone back to work as of the first of April and Daddy is staying home to take care of me during the day. Most days this works fine, but there are just some days that being with the Daddy is the last thing that I could ever want. Have to make the best of it, I suppose. I'm crying now, so Daddy's going to have to take me for a drive. Can you believe the humanity of it all?